The Pimps commandment:

  1. "Thou shall not try to Pimp thine fellow Pimps peace of meat while thine fellow Pimp ain't lookin."

  2. "Thou shall not covet thine fellow Pimps peace of meat."

  3. "Thou shall not attempt to front as though he or she is a Mack or a Pimp when they ain't shit."

  4. "Thou shall not call thine fellow Pimps name in vain."

  5. "Honor thine Pimp and fellow Bitch Niggaz."

  6. "Thou shall not kill thine fellow Pimp if thine fellow Pimp horns in on thine territory for it is all in the name of "Good Pimping."

  7. "Thou shall not have an obsession with being a Pimp when Thou just ain't got the style."

  8. "All shall kneel and fork over profits in the presence of the High Pimp K-Dawg."

  9. "Thou shall not pimp in anything short of a dropped "Caddy" Pimped out in gold trim with matchin' rims."

  10. "Alway Pimp with a "Limp" Baby!"

The Pimps Commandments Amended by The Saint
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