| 1. | "Thou shall not try to Pimp thine fellow Pimp's peace of meat while thine fellow Pimp ain't lookin." |
| 1a. | Except if the pimp can't spell the word "piece" right. |
| 2. | "Thou shall not covet thine fellow Pimp's peace of meat." |
| 2a. | Game recognize game. |
| 3. | "Thou shall not attempt to front as though he or she is a Mack or a Pimp when they ain't shit." |
| 3a. | Pimps must notify other pimps if they bitches ain't a dime. |
| 4. | "Thou shall not call thine fellow Pimp's name in vain." |
| 4a. | True that. |
| 5. | "Honor thine Pimp and fellow Bitch Niggaz." |
| 5a. | This is a Chinese Restaurant, but like Burger King, have it your way. |
| 6. | "Thou shall not kill thine fellow Pimp if thine fellow Pimp horns in on thine territory, for it is all in the name of "Good Pimping." |
6a. | Interruption of a "Pimping in Progress" will result in the serious injury of the trespassing pimp. From the real. |
| 7. | "Thou shall not have an obsession with being a Pimp when Thou just ain't got the style." |
| 7a. | Keep all the bitch asses 7:30. |
| 8. | "All shall kneel and fork over profits in the presence of the High Pimp K-Dawg." |
| 8a. | A whisper of dissention swept over the crowd. K-Dawg shuddered momentarily. "The Saint is coming". |
| 9. | "Thou shall not Pimp in anything short of a dropped "Caddy" Pimped out in gold trim with matchin rims." |
| 9a. | Unless that pimp doesn't have a car of his own, from which time the pimp will be referred to as a sidekick or a roll-dog. Bitch-ass. |
| 10. | "Always Pimp with a "Limp" Baby!" |
| 10a. | Why must I be like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin' but the dog in meeee! |